Also, special shoutout to the AI translator.
But the AI translator saves it a little from being a 4.
It’ll be hilarious to watch just how an 80-piece orchestra would tackle the text message tone.
If it’s possible for you to sleep on the tube, I want what you’re having.
But that doesn’t stop this from being one of the slightly more cringeworthy gags.
But did you know that it started as an April Fool’s prank?
I got to test it out at Computex, and will be going hands-on with it myself soon.
Nothing announces 3.5mm wired headphones with a 50-meter cord
Ear (3.5 mm)50 m cable.
3.5 mm jack.Beautifully Inconvenient.
Next, you’ve got the Nerds Gummy Chicken Sandwich, with pickles and all but with more Nerds.
Then to top off the multi-sensory candy’s addition, there’s a Nerds dipping sauce too.
If it was real, I would be calling the police.
But for April Fools' Day, the NYT Connections puzzle just got upgraded tosuper hardmode.
This time however, the 16 words are actually symbols.
It took me a while to solve, so have fun with it!
And if you need some hints, we’ve got ourhandy guide for you.
Yahoo wants you to touch grass with this keyboard
The Yahoo Agricultural Interface is HERE.
Touch grass like never before.
1PM EST in our TikTok Shop.
Keep Yahoo’s TikTok page open and head to the store page to pick it up.
Plus as an outdoors lover, I have to admit I really want one too.
The Currys De-Boner is here to help de-bone your chicken wings!
Ever had an issue with bones in your chicken wings?
There’s a lot of chicken crime happening this April Fools'!
ElevenLabs' new AI is paws-itively groundbreaking!
Cringe rating: 0/5
Dogs are awesome.
On top of that, I love ice cream.
Deep Indian Kitchen has announced ice creams in Chicken Curry, Chicken Tikka Masala and Butter Chicken flavors.
Can companies c’mon leave food alone this April Fools' Day?
I don’t know how much more I can take!
Not only am I cringing, but this should be illegal.
Crack down on this madness!
Cadbury in the UK is getting involved with a Creme Egg “On the Goo” sauce sachet.
Cringe rating: 6/5
Yes, this has broken my cringe-ometer.
This is eggs-ecution worthy.
A protein-packed champagne?
Ditch the Dom Perignon,Protein Worksannounced its own protein-packed non-alcoholic champagne packing 20g per glass.
and named Doms Proteinon.
But 20g per glass!?
To make that happen in a small champagne flute, this will be pure sludge!
putter is back… as a driver?!
Golf, makers of thepopular DF3 putter(and several other lie-angle balanced models).
Is a driver using lie angle balanced technology even possible?
I have no idea I don’t make golf clubs, I write about them.
But if one ever comes along and fixes my slice like the L.A.B.
This is a pretty good prank.
If this were posted on April 2, I might double-check to see if it were real.
It only makes sense for L.A.B.
to expand to other clubs.
Do you want to touch some grass?
If you answered no, then we have a perfect product for you.
Accessory maker dBrand has some soft green grass you’re free to put on your devices.
Now, theyre six feet below grass.
You, unfortunately, are still here," readsthe company’s websitepitching its pretend April Fool’s product.
It’s a little dark, but also pretty funny.
It’s not aliens…
The peculiar sightings over the weekend and yesterday begged the question: who is responsible?
Could it be aliens?
I like this one a lot.
Well done, Husqvarna, well done!
Something smells around here
Do you like cat poop?
Of course, don’t.
Would you like a candle called CAT PU / NO.
2 candle in their package.
I got excited when I spotted Oura’s latest product, the Aura Ring.
Depending on the reading, the ‘thermochromic liquid crystals’ in the ring’s exterior change colors.
Cringe rating: 1/5
Sadly, the Aura Ring is not real.
Hot milk, anyone?
Now that’s enough to turn my stomach.
Dr. Pepper Tic Tacs?
A fan of both treats, I’d buy a pack of Dr. Pepper Tic Tacs sight unseen.
Unfortunately, my chance is unlikely to come any time soon.
And that’s too bad!
Cringe-wise, this was a safe play from both companies.
Easily passable as real, I’m now hankering both confectionaries, which wasclearlythe point.
Personally, I’m going to keep my eyes peeled for a pack of those Dr. Pepper Tic-Tacs.
So how do the folks behindImmaculate Gridcelebrate April Fools' Day?
By coming up with the easiest version of the quiz possible.
Every row and every column requires you to simply name someone who’s played a Major League Baseball game.
To put it another way,you might name any baseball player ever and get a correct answer.
At first, I was annoyed that my daily brain-teaser had been repurposed into a brain-gentle tap.
But now I see, money-making possibilities.
Just be sure to split your winnings with me for giving you the idea.
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